10 Silly Excuses to get out of a Dphie Event

We all are busy, motivated, and successful women: duh! We are sisters of Delta Phi Epsilon Phi Chi... we were born this way! Quite honestly, DphiE has always been one of the reasons I have stuck to my dreams and goals, motivational sisters.

I just wanted to leave this here for a little silly reminder that maintaining relationships really does take two parties and it's so easy to fall into a routine and lose touch with that best friend, sister, etc.

(Cat Photo caption: "Sorry I can't come out tonight, I'm really busy with work")

Ten Silly Excuses For Skipping Phi Chi Alumnae Events:

1. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out.

2. I hurt myself bowling (unless you actually did at our Deepher bowling alley event)

3. I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.

4. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

5. I'm too sleepy.

6. I forgot to get my nails done before the event!

7. I got caught up watching a marathon of Downton Abbey.

8. I had Jury Duty (ON A SATURDAY)

9. I have a BIG ZIT ON MY FOREHEAD!

10. My cat fell asleep on my lap and I'm too afraid to wake her up (she's grumpy when she wakes up)